Mori art ti.
I remember the day you left.
Tying rocks to your ankles,
you said,
"I'm going to find a new world,
under the ocean."

I guess you must be enjoying
yourself,
I haven't seen you since.

Elisabeth Pfeffer

qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

palewhiskey:

Went for a walk this morning and found my dream house it’s so beautiful and the nature is breathtaking

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

birdcagesanddemons:

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

wAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

ignitionremix:

why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

traumatizeddd:

notveryideal:

the sunset tonight was like no other ive seen

holy shit daniel

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