Tying rocks to your ankles,
"I'm going to find a new world,
under the ocean."
I guess you must be enjoying
I haven't seen you since.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
picking on a partner’s insecurity or deliberately saying something you know will hurt them to “punish” them when they piss you off is a creepy, abusive tactic and your partner deserves so much better than you
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD